A very silly, yet charming, game where you date objects around your house. There are 100 characters and all of them are fully voice acted. Yes. Every single line. It's honestly pretty impressive.

The character designs are super detailed and awesome in general. The cast is super diverse, there's someone to love for sure no matter what your type is. I was pleasantly surprised to see there are many non-binary characters!

The good thing is you can choose whether to date, befriend, or become enemies with all characters. So if you hate someone (I'm looking at you Lux 😒) you can straight up spit in their face.

Anyways, here are my favorite characters so far!

📦 Beau 📦

A true adventurer. After talking to her a few times you go on a quest with here and Captain Jaques Pierrot (we love a short king 💘 💘). They don't get along well but precisely because of that they make a really fun duo.

🧰 Tony 🧰

A toolbox. I guess I have a thing for boxes. He's so dumb but that's what makes him special.

🛏 Betty 🛏

What can I say... Big tiddie anime girl plus a charming personality and a free spirit? She's a 10 in every single way.

🧣 Tyrell 🧣

Annoyed because he's always the second option. Whish is very ironic since there actually isn't a towel emoji, I had to use the scarf one. I get you now Tyrell. Maybe we don't acknowledge towels enough as a society 🤔.

🍴 Daisuke 🍴

Reminds me a bit of Felix from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. He has that sexy samurai aesthetic ogoing on.

⚡ Volt ⚡

Electricity, but make it sexy. Did you know he's voiced by Jonah Scott, the same guy that plays Legoshi on Beastars?